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 morgandea said: I usually try and curl up in whatever space is left over. It doesn’t always work.

debating that rn… sometimes when i lay down on the bed when she’s on it she gets all huffy and wants to leave and other times she wants to lick my face so who knows

 

im so tired i want to go to bed but wow rly how could i wake her up???

i couldn’t that’s how

ohmypheels:

everyone is like “omg tumblr should delete blogs that have been inactive for 2+ years” but i dont think they should

just imagine in 10 years time, in the back of your mind you remember tumblr, you open it up and you’re still logged in and you get to look at your blog and remember all this.

now imagine if you went back to see your old blog of your teenage years and it had been deleted because somebody ‘wanted your url’

how sad would that be

supermassiveasshole:

when i was like 12 i used to hate one really bitchy and annoying girl from our class so i sent her a text “you will die in 7 days” during a class and she burst into tears and her mum went to police and i was so scared so i flushed my phone down the toilet

vegan-because-fuck-you:

Throw the ball for the dog you idiot. God, babies are useless.

vegan-because-fuck-you:

Throw the ball for the dog you idiot. God, babies are useless.

wtf it’s practically 11 at night somebody’s popping firecrackers outside or something and it’s scaring my dog :(

cjwhiteshizzle:

My close friend brought me this Giant Polyphemus moth today at work in a cheese it box, i opened the box BAM 100+ eggs. IM SO FUCKING EXCITED!!!! ima keep you guys updated. 

gothlolita:

reason s to date me

  • i have at least ten money saved up in the  bank, can buy chicken nugget
  • i am very popular in nintendogs
  • i have a dog and its okay if you ignore me just to play wit h the dog because i will probably do that too
  • macaroni and cheese
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